A Note from the Editor

Hello readers! What's going on? Well, first let me apologize for not updating the blog. There's nothing I can say other than I've been extremely busy.

See, running a successful blog takes hours of dedication and strict discipline. I typically start my day by immersing myself in Media. After Media gets dressed and makes me breakfast she usually leaves me a pot of coffee to fuel my blogging mind. I then take a cold shower while six monks beat me with bamboo canes. Yes it hurts, but whoever said bloggin' was easy. Next, I don my suit and tie and begin typing letters, words and stuff. At the end of the day my blog entries are reviewed by a panel of AA members and a priest named O'Flannigan. The next day is rewrites followed by candy binges, more rewrites and finally a read through with my Aunt Barb and neighbor Sticky (a nickname given for his uncanny ability to walk away with other people's personal belongings - like an iPod that I would love to get back).

However, such rituals were put aside these past four weeks as I've been in heated discussions with those folks over at Google. That's right, I've been trying to get them to purchase lifesamitch.com for a mere $85 million (chump change). After they purchased Youtube.com, I decided to hit the iron while it was hot and so began a very long thread of emails that doesn't end as I had hoped.

Following are my email transcripts that pretty much sum up my absence of late. Start from the bottom.

As always, thanks for reading.

Cheers,

Mitchie Delishie
CEO, Founder & President of Lifesamitch.com

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From: Jennifer Myers
Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006
To: Mitchie Delishie; Larry Page; Sergy Brin
Subject: RE: Dope A$$ Site

Dear Mr. Delishie,

Should you continue to harass my associates we will be forced to seek criminal charges against you. We've been nothing but discreet and forthcoming in our correspondences yet you continue to provoke us. Please stop your communications at once.

Regards,

Jennifer Myers
Sr. Vice President of Google Affairs
Google

From: Mitchie Delishie
Sent: Wednesday, October 18, 2006
To: Sergy Brin; Larry Page
Subject: RE: Dope A$$ Site

F) Fuck off!
G) Google's gay!

Fine, I'll take my site to Yahoo! or that Ask Jeeves guy...

Jerks!


From: Sergy Brin
Sent: Wednesday, October 18, 2006
To: Mitchie Delishie; Larry Page
Subject: RE: Dope A$$ Site

Mitchie,

A) Do you honestly think that I would go behind my best friend and business partner?
B) Already your ethical conduct has proven you're not somebody we would want to conduct business with.
C) Your site sucks.
D) Your asking price is ridiculous!
E) Stop emailing us before we get our legal team involved.


From: Mitchie Delishie
Sent: Monday, October 16, 2006
To: Sergy Brin
Subject: RE: Dope A$$ Site

Hey Sergy,

I realize you're probably being quiet because you've worked the numbers and see the potential? Go ahead and send that check to:

Lifesamitch.com
P.O. BOX 679
Chicago, IL 60601

P.S. - I won't tell Larry until the party.

From: Larry Page
Sent: Monday, October 16, 2006
To: Mitchie Delishie; Sergy Brin
Subject: RE: Dope A$$ Site

No thank you. We're just not interested.

LP

From: Mitchie Delishie
Sent: Thursday, October 12, 2006
To: Larry Page; Sergy Brin
Subject: RE: Dope A$$ Site

Dear Mr. Page:

How about taking that good...to GREAT!

Let's do this.

From: Larry Page
Sent: Thursday, October 12, 2006
To: Mitchie Delishie; Sergy Brin
Subject: RE: Dope A$$ Site

Thanks, but we're good.

LP

From: Mitchie Delishie
Sent: Monday, October 9, 2006
To: Larry Page; Sergy Brin
Subject: Dope A$$ Site

Dear Google:

I do hope this correspondence finds you lads in good spirits. Allow me to introduce myself, for I am the Mitchie Delishie of www.lifesamitch.com fame. Yes, that humorous online rag that's most-likely the cuase of your latest knee- slapping injury.

First, let me commend you on your successful search tool. We are a lot alike you and me. For I too am young and ambitious and share a knack for online musings such as yourselves. However, I feel Google lacks a certain flare that today's online demograpic looks for in a healthy site. Now, I'm not going to get on a soap box and tell you guys how to run your show, but I will say that acquiring me for a mere $85 million dollars is a steal. It's also a step forward, as I could generate a lot of ad revenue for you guys. Unlike other sites, I'll take my banner ads into the real world with me. That's right, I'm saying I'll wear Google Shirts, ties and funny little hats to gala events and ball rooms across the country.

Imagine that, a site that extends into the real world. Picture me on the cover of Rolling Stone wearing a neat, Google T-shirt. "Cool, I wonder what that sites all about," some Gen-Y hipster might say. "I'm going to go online and check that out." BOOM, new customer! Mitchie Delishie just redirected online traffic from a f-kin' news stand. Next!

Am I making sense yet?

Or should I say, cents? Let's talk soon.

Thanks in advance for your consideration,

Mitche Delishe
CEO, Founder and President of www.lifesamitch.com