LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT BLOGS AMERICA by George W. Bush

Hey there America, I want to talk to you all about blogs. First of all, I love 'em. I had two this morning. They're great sources of information available at your local Radio Shack or discounted auto store. I recently bought two blogs the other day and learned how to weatherize my porch in less than two hours. Now that's just great. When I fly on Air Force One I sometimes like to sit back and curl up with a good blog and just digest the goodness of it all. But more importantly, I think Americans could use this blogosphere to educate themselves on what's really going on outside our liberal media. For example, you could visit the following blogs to learn the truth behind what I'm doing and what I've done:

blogsforbush.com
Whitehouse.gov
rnc.org
rushtranscript.blogspot.com

And those are just a few of the hundreds of blogs available to consumers looking for a good blog to take on their commute in the morning. I admit I even consider myself a blogger in every sense of the word. That's right liberals, I'm a bona fide blogger trained in the art of blogging. So I know what it's all about okay, it's no secret.

Now let me shift gears here and talk to you all about the dangers of terrorist bloggers, which threatens the very existence of our blogosphere. You probably didn't know this but I was just informed via Instant Messenger on my cellular phone that two suicide bloggers have destroyed one of my favorite blogs on deer hunting. That's a fact. Some blogologist, who happen to be good friends of mine, predict that if we don't do something about terrorist bloggers soon, then the entire blogosphere infrastructure as we know it will crumble and fall like a great wall that is falling. Which is why I want to talk to you, America, about my plans for my strategic blog offensive that will detain terrorist bloggers over the next ten to forty years.

This offensive is a complex strategy that will use banner ads created by American Mexican workers, who I love dearly, that look and feel like banner ads. But in reality, these banners will be Trojan horses for our U.S. military bloggers skilled in the art of anti-terrorist blogging. This will cost a mere three trillion and will require free high-speed broadband and HBO 1,2 and 3 access for all working and retired White House officials.

Now I know this is a rather large pill to swallow, so take your time. But think about your family's favorite blogs and how life would be if a terrorist destroyed them. And Congress, don't sandbag me here, okay...I need your support against this grave danger.

Thank you all for reading this very important blog entry of mine. It was a pleasure blogging with you.

Your friend and President, George Bush.